I haven't done one of these in awhile, but I've saved up a few gems in my notebook...
"Thank you God for beef."
As we're saying the Lord's Prayer, "give us this day, our daily bread... no, bread and butter."
"This is America."
One day, Ethum was watching a car being towed in the parking lot of our apartments and I asked him to get off the kitchen table and he replied, "no, I'm watching Mater". (any other moms watch Cars a million times yet?)